Top Ten Phobias of Daenerys Targaryen

Oh, Dany girl, the Seven Kingdoms are calling, and it’s time for you to rip through Westeros, kick Cersei off the Iron Throne, and unleash the fury of a thousand dragons on the Lannisters. (Not that I’m biased or anything.) The Dragon Queen’s time has finally come. She ate...

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Top Ten Phobias of Jon Snow

Jon Snow: Knower of Nothing. Bastard of the North (but not really). Patron Saint of Sad-Looking People Everywhere. Now, obviously everyone related to Ned Stark is either painfully unlucky or dead. Every Stark has suffered from so many traumatic experiences that it’s honestly surprising they can still string a...

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Top Ten Phobias of BoJack Horseman

BoJack Horseman: sitcom star of the 90’s. A washed-up actor who wouldn’t look out of place on a cartoonized version of Dancing with the Stars. And it’s sad, really. I’d argue that this is one of the most depressing fucking shows out there, and it stars an anthropomorphic horse....

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Top Ten Phobias of Loki

I love me a good antihero, and no one does it better than Loki. He’s basically a walking identity disorder-slash-Byronic hero whom you just can’t help but love and… kind of root for but also want to punch in the face? Living constantly in the shadow of your brother...

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#metoo Said Darcy Leu

My name’s Kristy, and I’m in charge of Top Ten Phobia Lists around here. However, today I asked to write a piece of poetry, in the vein of bad poetry, that this site creates. I tolerate many people on Facebook, mostly friends of friends, and their political beliefs amongst...

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Top Ten Phobias of Thor

You’d think that being known as the actual god of thunder would make you impervious to fears, but Thor has quite a few skeletons in his closet. On Asgard, he led a relatively cushy life. But being heir to a kingdom is bound to give you more than a...

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Top Ten Phobias of Stephen King

Stephen King has always held a place in the deep, gnarly recesses of my heart. One of my earliest memories is staying over at my cousin’s house and watching It because her parents didn’t care what we did. Needless to say, I had nightmares for weeks afterward, and I’m...

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Top Ten Phobias of Kylo Ren

Kylo Ren – or should I say, Ben Solo? Because seriously, who’s so full of themselves that they change their own name? With Vader, it kinda makes sense. Falling into a volcano, losing multiple limbs, and being burned beyond recognition would make a person want to change their identity, but...

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Top Ten Phobias of Leatherface

It’s been a few years since the last Texas Chainsaw Massacre release, and man, am I glad I have another one to look forward to this coming Halloween. There’s nothing I like more than scaring the shit out of myself and not sleeping for a week because I’m afraid...

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Top Ten Phobias of Lucious Lyon

Empire’s charismatic and multi-talented Lucious had a rough start to his life, and it makes it hard not to sympathize with him, even when he makes really shitty decisions, like, you know… killing people. Ahem. Anyways, it’s time to get down to what makes Lucious Lyon tick. Strap on...

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Top Ten Phobias of Daryl Dixon

Daryl Dixon is easily the most loved character on The Walking Dead, and one of the only original cast members left standing. It’s no wonder. He’s tough as hell, knows how to make it on his own, and refuses to take shit from anyone. We hope it’s safe to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Jesse Custer

The protagonist of AMC’s Preacher and the comic series of the same name, Jesse Custer is one complicated, angry mofo. From witnessing his father’s murder to being possessed by a half angel, half demon entity, he’s had one shitshow of a life. He’s been both a criminal and a...

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Top Ten Phobias of Francis Underwood

Oh, disgraced former President Underwood, we hardly knew ye. Just kidding, we’ve watched you manipulate the United States federal government for your own benefit for years now. We know and love Frank for the depth of his character, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a shit-ton wrong with him....

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Top Ten Phobias of Rick Deckard

Rick Deckard: Harrison Ford’s other sci-fi action hero. A cool, no-nonsense cop with a strict sense of duty, Rick kicks ass and takes names as he hunts down rogue replicas. Fun fact: The Blade Runner series is loosely based off of Philip K. Dick’s novel, Do Androids Dream of...

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Top Ten Phobias of Han Solo

We experience the original Star Wars trilogy through our wide-eyed protagonist, Luke, but come on… can you even imagine a Star Wars universe without Han? What a sad, sad galaxy that would be. Years of spacey smuggling and adventuring sure have done a number on him, but when push...

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Top Ten Phobias of Spiderman

Upon every generation, a Spider-Man is bitten by a radioactive spider. Actually, at this rate, there seems to be no end in Spider-Man franchises. We had Tobey Maguire in the first ones, Andrew Garfield a few years ago, and now Tom Holland in the recently-released Spider-Man: Homecoming. With a...

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Top Ten Phobias of Manny Delgado

Modern Family’s been on the air for almost nine years now? Man, I feel old. It seems like only yesterday that Manny was a super weird ten-year-old with a strange love of coffee and obsession with the stock market. Umm… I guess now he’s just a kinda weird eighteen-year-old...

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Top Ten Phobias of Peter Quill

Peter Quill: the charming, sarcastic outlaw-turned-reluctant leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy. As a half-human, half-celestial being, Peter had a pretty unconventional upbringing that led him to pursue less-than-honest employment. After losing his mom at a young age, being abducted by extraterrestrial pirates, and having countless brushes with...

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Top Ten Best Books For ADHD or ADD

If you have ADHD or ADD or have a friend/relative that is battling ADHD/ADD, then you are here because you’re looking for some help, answers, empathy, comfort and more. The below Best Books Top Ten List for ADHD/ADD are highly recommended reads by the Massive Phobia Staff and we hope...

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Top Ten Phobias of Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister is probably the most popular Game of Thrones character, and for good reason. He’s a goddamn Lannister, and he never apologizes for it, damn it. He lives by the mantra, “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and...

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