Top Ten Phobias Of Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen: Girl on Fire. She’s had it so rough that fire is probably the only thing she isn’t afraid of. Actually, no – scratch that. After everything she’s been through, she totally has pyrophobia. But you know what? She’s Katniss fucking Everdeen, and if anyone knows how to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Black Panther

T’Challa: Black Panther. King of Wakanda. Badass with a good heart. His power was thrust upon him when his father, speaking in support of the Sokovia Accords, was killed in a terrorist attack. Despite meeting countless adversaries – even his dick of a cousin and his backstabbing best friend...

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Top Ten Phobias of Dr. Strange

How could a man whose actual name is Stephen Strange believe that he could go through life as a neurosurgeon? Not that being a neurosurgeon is anything to scoff at, but a name like Dr. Strange suggests you have to at least try to be a mad scientist or...

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Top Ten Phobias of Kimmy Schmidt

There’s no denying that Kimmy Schmidt is the most optimistic and peppy badass to walk the face of the earth. Seriously… if I’d been shut in an underground bunker for ten years by a religious whackjob, I’d probably be crouched in a corner, sneering at anything that tried to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Iron Man Tony Stark

Tony Stark is the billionaire Elon Musk wishes he was. And Elon, if you’re reading this, I’ll be impressed when you make me an awesome, semi-indestructible flying suit. Until then, playboy-philanthropist-genius Tony Stark reigns supreme. Tony might seem to have everything going for him, but he also has the...

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Top Ten Phobias of Piper Chapman

Oh, Piper. What’s your deal? You had a perfect life and a good education, and you decide to start trafficking drugs with your girlfriend. So the drug lord gets caught, you turn yourself in, and decide to keep a low profile. Then, you do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of keeping...

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Top Ten Phobias of Daredevil

Daredevil is one of the most interesting superheroes because he’s so damn human. He’s not an alien. He doesn’t have crazy abilities that let him fly or turn invisible or travel at the speed of light. He’s a regular lawyer-type guy who had radioactive chemicals spilled on his face...

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Top Ten Phobias of Jessica Jones

Jessica Jones is the no-nonsense badass that every girl should strive to be. Well, maybe without the alcohol problem. And the abrasiveness that manages to push everything good out of her life. She sounds a lot like me….Okay, so maybe every girl shouldn’t strive to be Jessica Jones or...

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Top Ten Phobias of Ross Geller

Poor Ross. He’s always cited as the least favorite of the friends. Phoebe is the weird one. Rachel is the hot one. Chandler is the funny one. Joey is the chill one. Monica is the hilariously neurotic one. Ross is the… painfully awkward and sad one who’s always feeling...

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Top Ten Phobias of Tobias Funke

If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous actions, and his pathetic but endearing antics. Whether he’s trying...

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Top Ten Phobias of Lara Croft

For twenty-two years, Lara Croft has been raiding tombs, foiling the plans of cultists, and getting into a frustrating amount of plane crashes and boating accidents. But nothing stops Lara. She’s got a need to prove herself, a luxurious upbringing to reject, and some seriously crazy cultists to stop....

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Top Ten Phobias of Daenerys Targaryen

Oh, Dany girl, the Seven Kingdoms are calling, and it’s time for you to rip through Westeros, kick Cersei off the Iron Throne, and unleash the fury of a thousand dragons on the Lannisters. (Not that I’m biased or anything.) The Dragon Queen’s time has finally come. She ate...

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Top Ten Phobias of Jon Snow

Jon Snow: Knower of Nothing. Bastard of the North (but not really). Patron Saint of Sad-Looking People Everywhere. Now, obviously everyone related to Ned Stark is either painfully unlucky or dead. Every Stark has suffered from so many traumatic experiences that it’s honestly surprising they can still string a...

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Top Ten Phobias of BoJack Horseman

BoJack Horseman: sitcom star of the 90’s. A washed-up actor who wouldn’t look out of place on a cartoonized version of Dancing with the Stars. And it’s sad, really. I’d argue that this is one of the most depressing fucking shows out there, and it stars an anthropomorphic horse....

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Top Ten Phobias of Loki

I love me a good antihero, and no one does it better than Loki. He’s basically a walking identity disorder-slash-Byronic hero whom you just can’t help but love and… kind of root for but also want to punch in the face? Living constantly in the shadow of your brother...

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#metoo Said Darcy Leu

My name’s Kristy, and I’m in charge of Top Ten Phobia Lists around here. However, today I asked to write a piece of poetry, in the vein of bad poetry, that this site creates. I tolerate many people on Facebook, mostly friends of friends, and their political beliefs amongst...

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Top Ten Phobias of Thor

You’d think that being known as the actual god of thunder would make you impervious to fears, but Thor has quite a few skeletons in his closet. On Asgard, he led a relatively cushy life. But being heir to a kingdom is bound to give you more than a...

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Top Ten Phobias of Stephen King

Stephen King has always held a place in the deep, gnarly recesses of my heart. One of my earliest memories is staying over at my cousin’s house and watching It because her parents didn’t care what we did. Needless to say, I had nightmares for weeks afterward, and I’m...

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