Top Ten Phobias of Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger: the smartest witch of her age. Unrelenting badass bookworm. The sole reason Harry Potter managed to live through seven years of Lord Voldemort’s attempts on his life. Hermione might be good at a hell of a lot of things, but that doesn’t mean she’s impervious to fear....

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Top 10 Phobias Of Ethan Hunt

Dun… Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. The Mission: Impossible franchise has spanned three decades and five movies so far, somehow surviving Tom Cruise’s Scientology meltdown. There’s even a sixth film coming out later this year. With so much material available, you’d better bet your spy movie loving ass we’re going to...

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Top 10 Phobias of Veronica Lodge

Veronica Lodge is Riverdale’s resident bitchy rich girl, a title she’s constantly fighting Cheryl Blossom for. But Cheryl’s got a bit too much of a sob story, so we’ve gotta give this one to Veronica. Now, that doesn’t mean Roni doesn’t have problems of her own to contend with....

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Top 10 Phobias of Phil Miller

Phil Miller: The gross, sex-obsessed doofus from the endearingly nihilistic Last Man on Earth. Over four seasons, we’ve watched Phil shit in a swimming pool, steal cows, and try to have sex with every woman who looks vaguely in his direction. Let’s be honest. Phil Miller isn’t the brightest...

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Top Ten Phobias Of Captain America

I’m so excited about this list, guys. Why? Captain America is my favorite superhero. I mean, who doesn’t like a classic American hero who kicks Nazi ass? Ah, those were the days. Really, though, I think Steve is so relatable because he’s constantly an outsider who doesn’t fit in...

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Top Ten Phobias Of Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen: Girl on Fire. She’s had it so rough that fire is probably the only thing she isn’t afraid of. Actually, no – scratch that. After everything she’s been through, she totally has pyrophobia. But you know what? She’s Katniss fucking Everdeen, and if anyone knows how to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Black Panther

T’Challa: Black Panther. King of Wakanda. Badass with a good heart. His power was thrust upon him when his father, speaking in support of the Sokovia Accords, was killed in a terrorist attack. Despite meeting countless adversaries – even his dick of a cousin and his backstabbing best friend...

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Top Ten Phobias of Kimmy Schmidt

There’s no denying that Kimmy Schmidt is the most optimistic and peppy badass to walk the face of the earth. Seriously… if I’d been shut in an underground bunker for ten years by a religious whackjob, I’d probably be crouched in a corner, sneering at anything that tried to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Iron Man Tony Stark

Tony Stark is the billionaire Elon Musk wishes he was. And Elon, if you’re reading this, I’ll be impressed when you make me an awesome, semi-indestructible flying suit. Until then, playboy-philanthropist-genius Tony Stark reigns supreme. Tony might seem to have everything going for him, but he also has the...

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Top Ten Phobias of Piper Chapman

Oh, Piper. What’s your deal? You had a perfect life and a good education, and you decide to start trafficking drugs with your girlfriend. So the drug lord gets caught, you turn yourself in, and decide to keep a low profile. Then, you do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of keeping...

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Top Ten Phobias of Daredevil

Daredevil is one of the most interesting superheroes because he’s so damn human. He’s not an alien. He doesn’t have crazy abilities that let him fly or turn invisible or travel at the speed of light. He’s a regular lawyer-type guy who had radioactive chemicals spilled on his face...

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Top Ten Phobias of Jessica Jones

Jessica Jones is the no-nonsense badass that every girl should strive to be. Well, maybe without the alcohol problem. And the abrasiveness that manages to push everything good out of her life. She sounds a lot like me….Okay, so maybe every girl shouldn’t strive to be Jessica Jones or...

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Top Ten Phobias of Ross Geller

Poor Ross. He’s always cited as the least favorite of the friends. Phoebe is the weird one. Rachel is the hot one. Chandler is the funny one. Joey is the chill one. Monica is the hilariously neurotic one. Ross is the… painfully awkward and sad one who’s always feeling...

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Top Ten Phobias of Tobias Funke

If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous actions, and his pathetic but endearing antics. Whether he’s trying...

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Top Ten Phobias of Lara Croft

For twenty-two years, Lara Croft has been raiding tombs, foiling the plans of cultists, and getting into a frustrating amount of plane crashes and boating accidents. But nothing stops Lara. She’s got a need to prove herself, a luxurious upbringing to reject, and some seriously crazy cultists to stop....

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