Top Ten Phobias Of Mickey Mouse

I want you to think real hard about what you do and don’t know about Disney’s favorite son, Mickey Mouse. If you’re like me, and I know most of you undoubtedly are, you don’t know jack squat about him at all. So I’ve gone and done my research just...

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Top Ten Phobias Of Luke Skywalker

From a whiny teenager struggling to find his place in the world, to developing into a Jedi Master. Luke Skywalker has really lived the American Dream equivalent, in a galaxy far, far, away. Good for him. However, it doesn’t mean his success didn’t come without some fear obstacles in...

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Top Ten Phobias of Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman is everybody’s favorite little psychopath. This perpetual ten-year-old is one of the most evil people on TV. Seriously, you don’t get more evil than tricking a kid into eating his own parents. Cartman may not be the most relatable character, but we think he’s hilarious… which may...

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Top Ten Phobias of Batman

In the world of fandom, Batman is the most celebrated character of all time…….Yes, more than Superman. Why? Because Batman is the most flawed super hero of any generation. In fact, he may not be a super hero at all. Many see him as a vigilante. Another group see...

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Top Ten Phobias of Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger: the smartest witch of her age. Unrelenting badass bookworm. The sole reason Harry Potter managed to live through seven years of Lord Voldemort’s attempts on his life. Hermione might be good at a hell of a lot of things, but that doesn’t mean she’s impervious to fear....

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Top 10 Phobias Of Ethan Hunt

Dun… Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. The Mission: Impossible franchise has spanned three decades and five movies so far, somehow surviving Tom Cruise’s Scientology meltdown. There’s even a sixth film coming out later this year. With so much material available, you’d better bet your spy movie loving ass we’re going to...

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Top 10 Phobias of Veronica Lodge

Veronica Lodge is Riverdale’s resident bitchy rich girl, a title she’s constantly fighting Cheryl Blossom for. But Cheryl’s got a bit too much of a sob story, so we’ve gotta give this one to Veronica. Now, that doesn’t mean Roni doesn’t have problems of her own to contend with....

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Top 10 Phobias of Phil Miller

Phil Miller: The gross, sex-obsessed doofus from the endearingly nihilistic Last Man on Earth. Over four seasons, we’ve watched Phil shit in a swimming pool, steal cows, and try to have sex with every woman who looks vaguely in his direction. Let’s be honest. Phil Miller isn’t the brightest...

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Top Ten Phobias Of Captain America

I’m so excited about this list, guys. Why? Captain America is my favorite superhero. I mean, who doesn’t like a classic American hero who kicks Nazi ass? Ah, those were the days. Really, though, I think Steve is so relatable because he’s constantly an outsider who doesn’t fit in...

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Top Ten Phobias Of Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen: Girl on Fire. She’s had it so rough that fire is probably the only thing she isn’t afraid of. Actually, no – scratch that. After everything she’s been through, she totally has pyrophobia. But you know what? She’s Katniss fucking Everdeen, and if anyone knows how to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Black Panther

T’Challa: Black Panther. King of Wakanda. Badass with a good heart. His power was thrust upon him when his father, speaking in support of the Sokovia Accords, was killed in a terrorist attack. Despite meeting countless adversaries – even his dick of a cousin and his backstabbing best friend...

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Top Ten Phobias of Kimmy Schmidt

There’s no denying that Kimmy Schmidt is the most optimistic and peppy badass to walk the face of the earth. Seriously… if I’d been shut in an underground bunker for ten years by a religious whackjob, I’d probably be crouched in a corner, sneering at anything that tried to...

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Top Ten Phobias of Iron Man Tony Stark

Tony Stark is the billionaire Elon Musk wishes he was. And Elon, if you’re reading this, I’ll be impressed when you make me an awesome, semi-indestructible flying suit. Until then, playboy-philanthropist-genius Tony Stark reigns supreme. Tony might seem to have everything going for him, but he also has the...

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Top Ten Phobias of Piper Chapman

Oh, Piper. What’s your deal? You had a perfect life and a good education, and you decide to start trafficking drugs with your girlfriend. So the drug lord gets caught, you turn yourself in, and decide to keep a low profile. Then, you do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of keeping...

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Top Ten Phobias of Daredevil

Daredevil is one of the most interesting superheroes because he’s so damn human. He’s not an alien. He doesn’t have crazy abilities that let him fly or turn invisible or travel at the speed of light. He’s a regular lawyer-type guy who had radioactive chemicals spilled on his face...

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