Bad Poetry | Thanks Mike Pence | Depression LGBT

Posted by Edward Ernest | Apr 3, 2017 | Bad Poetry | 0 |

Stigma, LGBT Rights, Depression, and Female Rights. We’ve got many things covered in this week’s edition of Bad Poetry.

It’s 2017 and there are still old white men that think you can be turned un-gay and want to send you to a school to show you how. These same old white men also feel like they can tell women what to do with their bodies too. Oh, and a plan to defund mental health services as well as Planned Parenthood too.

God bless, old white men.

Bad Poetry, Depression LGBT

Down Down Down
The rabbit hole I go
Where my serotonin stops
I do not know
It’s gone away, on vacation
Without any, notification
I got a note for It’s absence
Lithium too, and a letter from Mike Pence
About a school to turn me un-gay
How cool is that? Hip hip hooray!
Serious though, fuck the VP
I will not let him De-fine me
I’m just a girl in the world. That’s all that you’ll let me be
Thank you, Gwen Stefani
I have no doubt you’re behind me
So leave a message and I’ll call you back

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Edward Ernest

Edward Ernest is pretty much the coolest guy that ever lived.......according to himself. He's one of the founders of Massivephobia.com and has zero respect from any of his colleagues. To the outside world, he's this very nice upstanding citizen, but behind closed doors he's one of the meanest people we know. Yes, he writes nice articles and gives good advice. It might even seem like he cares about you and wants to be your friend. But please, don't be fooled. We've seen him kick a dog a with a broken leg before and have heard him on the phone berating his grandmother for only giving him a $5 birthday gift. Be thankful he's not related to you.

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