Bad Poetry

Bad Poetry is just what it is, even though, sometimes when we’re trying to write some bad poetry about mental health it actually turns out to be pretty good…… Well, that’s what we tell ourselves. It’s kinda like it’s so bad it’s so good? Maybe that’s too hipster of us and considering that we’re not hipsters, we’re feeling a lot of shame about this category right now. Anyway, we’d love to open this category up to the community and have you share some of your mental health bad poetry. You can email us at submit@massivephobia.com

#metoo Said Darcy Leu

My name's Kristy, and I'm in charge of Top Ten Phobia Lists around here. However, today I asked to write a piece of poetry, in the vein of bad poetry, that this site creates. I tolerate many people on Facebook, mostly friends of friends, and their political beliefs...

Bad Poetry: Depressed Black Reality of South Park

The demos are out for the new South Park Game 'South Park: The Fractured But Whole' and it's causing a big stir due to its commentary on life versus skin color. The game, which will be released in October, sets its level of difficulty based on your character's skin...

Bad Poetry: Ellis is Afraid of Everything

Hey! It's me Ellis! Hope you're swell. I know you're used to me posting in my very own section but I thought I'd help Edward Ernest out, as he was feeling real crummy, so here I am. Are you excited? Cause I sure am. So today I was floating around town, and I was...

Bad Poetry | Charleston Beauty Contest

Sadly, this week's edition of Bad Poetry is about judgment. A topic we all know too well. Being judged for the way you look is part of life in the western world. The next generation of children won't know any other way, and it seems to be getting worse with the rise...

Bad Poetry | Sociopath Among Us

Have you ever come into contact with a sociopath? Do you know the traits to look for? Have you been friends with one? Have you been related to a sociopath your whole life? Or maybe you married one? According to the dictionary, the definition of a sociopath is as...

Bad Poetry | You Down With ADHD?

We haven't touched much on Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder on this website yet, and we're working on creating some interesting art for you ADHD sufferers to consume. The below piece of bad poetry touches on the frustration others may have towards you, the...

Bad Poetry | Liquidation | Gambling Addiction

Doesn't it seem like many of the bad poems on this site so far are addiction related and specifically gambling? Why is that? It's been an unconscious decision so far, and now that we're aware of it, we'll delve deeper into why. Speaking of unconscious decisions, let's...

Bad Poetry | Thanks Mike Pence | Depression LGBT

Stigma, LGBT Rights, Depression, and Female Rights. We've got many things covered in this week's edition of Bad Poetry. It's 2017 and there are still old white men that think you can be turned un-gay and want to send you to a school to show you how. These same old...

Bad Poetry | Judy & Carl | Addiction

Blaming other people or events, instead of taking responsibility for your actions, is very common amongst a good chunk of society. This may be you, your brother, your mother, your friends, your-ex-friends, your co-workers, and even your boss. Some of you might be...

Bad Poetry | Depression | Small Town America

Bad Poetry | Depression | Small Town AmericaA long time ago, when in very low-lows, I tried my hand at poetry. However, not every can be a poet and it seems that poetry was telling me to go back to my day job of being humorous. Having a free flow on paper was a...