July 14th, 2015
I don’t want a real job!!!
This era is too cool and millennial for me to need a fucking job! I bet you Biff doesn’t have a job. I bet he just takes insta pics and snapchats his dick all day. Oh Biff.
Do you know what? If I’m gonna get a job cool job, it won’t be here anyway. All the cool bears and cubs work in Chicago. That’s it. That’s the ticket. The life of a Chicago Bear. That’s the life for me….
Who am I kidding?!!
Ugh, I’m just gonna sleep this day off. Already so over it. Is it hibernation season yet?
I’ll just take a picture of me bawling and upload it to my Grindr- for accuracy. HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW BOYS #nofilter #wokeuplikethis. Wish I could creep Biff’s insta right now. (note to self: get it next time!!!!)