Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Biploar Bear | July 14th 2015

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July 14th, 2015

Dear Diary,

I don’t want a real job!!!

This era is too cool and millennial for me to need a fucking job! I bet you Biff doesn’t have a job. I bet he just takes insta pics and snapchats his dick all day. Oh Biff.

Do you know what? If I’m gonna get a job cool job, it won’t be here anyway. All the cool bears and cubs work in Chicago. That’s it. That’s the ticket. The life of a Chicago Bear. That’s the life for me….

Who am I kidding?!!

Ugh, I’m just gonna sleep this day off. Already so over it. Is it hibernation season yet?

I’ll just take a picture of me bawling and upload it to my Grindr- for accuracy. HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW BOYS #nofilter #wokeuplikethis. Wish I could creep Biff’s insta right now. (note to self: get it next time!!!!)


About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community. He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too. He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence. Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears. His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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