Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear | February 26th 2017

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Diary of a Bipolar Bear

Diary of a Bipolar Bear

Diary of a Bipolar Bear

February 26th 2017

I met Lee last night and holyshit.

ARC-EN-CIEL IS AMAZING!!! I could tell Lee was a wild card when he threw the straw out of his drink as a pick up line. Love at first sight, really. 

His joint was bigger than the one that I rolled for after the club, so we smoked it as I was leaving. Gahd he was charming. And we knew all the same people!? While his friends were trying to peel him away, I was all like “I have to work in the morning”… But that doesn’t really work on the gays.

Two seconds later I was in his bed. 

Then I was like “let’s take things slow” – but I woke up naked. 

He’s the most aggressive pick-up I’ve ever had and I’m obsessed. 

My online creep revealed that he is hella connected in the industry. An actor! With tons of hot industry friends (for my friends). Great style for online aesthetic (#CouplesPics). We have matching playlists on Sonarcloud (and a few playlists that I will be my homework…). 

Thank Gahd he has a healthy following- but not too many likes. Very dateable. Arguably, a problem. It’s the middle of summer and I’m very busy with all my side flings- so that could be sticky. But I have a small obsession with our violently drunken sex. I hope it’s the same sober??

I’m torn between keeping him to myself/my bed or inviting him to a shit-ton of events to throw him in the deep end to sink-or-swim in my social setting to test if he’s a good investment. 

Ugh. Let’s start with cocktails. 


About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community. He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too. He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence. Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears. His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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