February 3rd 2014

Posted by Bobby Jenkins | Mar 3, 2017 | Bipolar Disorder, Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear, Identity | 0 |

diary of a bipolar bear

Dear Diary,

I was SO EMBARRASSED when I gagged on a fish today – in public. As you know, *I CAN NOT* come out to my mom as a Vegetarian. I just can’t. There are too many “shitty-son” factors for me to break her heart like that. Every time I turn a corner, I’m a new kind of disappointment.

So, I will do it in private. 

OR I will open my own faux sushi place and rival my evil sisters. I would probably have at least 4 loyal customers that would keep me afloat in the Arctic.

But I could also run away to Paris – where the bears speak french – so I’ll be (finally) considered “exotic”. 

Fuck. maybe French Bears don’t even EAT vegan sushi. But I could ride the broken icebergs across to Newfoundland and then get a free ride back as part of the “Polar Bear Rescue” project they started in Canada. (Shoutout Global Warming! *for once*)

I could really be living the life! I could be an international bear of mystery! I can see it in lights now:


Omg. I’m gonna be rich. *insert screaming fans*

About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community.He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too.He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence.Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears.His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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