January 11, 2016
I’m still dealing with a lot of abandonment issues from when my mom kicked me out of the house at age 3. I took it person (obviously) even though my sisters didn’t (bitches).
Growing up was hard.
My sisters and I are so different that it’s painful. It hurts to think how well they strive in the fishing industry, and so naturally.
My first manic fit was when they were crowned The Twin CEO’s of Seal ‘R’ US by age 4.
How can I compete!?
Cindy and Sierra have always been so fucking perfect it disgusts me. Always wearing their perfectly white (bleached) coats. Whoh, I could too if I could fucking afford it. But I feel like employment is a frequent struggle for my personality.
And the whole town knows I’m a gay polar bear with no fucking survival skills.
So there’s that.
Dammit Diary/SELF, I need a rebrand!!
I also want to fire my family and do some restructuring.
I want to shop around for some queer hippy that can adopt me so I can re-invent the norm instead of trying to fit into this Arctic norm. Ugh!
*insert anxiety attack here*
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