Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear | January 11th 2016

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Diary of a Bipolar Bear

January 11, 2016

Dear Diary,

I’m still dealing with a lot of abandonment issues from when my mom kicked me out of the house at age 3. I took it person (obviously) even though my sisters didn’t (bitches).

Growing up was hard.

My sisters and I are so different that it’s painful. It hurts to think how well they strive in the fishing industry, and so naturally.

My first manic fit was when they were crowned The Twin CEO’s of Seal ‘R’ US by age 4.

How can I compete!?

Cindy and Sierra have always been so fucking perfect it disgusts me. Always wearing their perfectly white (bleached) coats. Whoh, I could too if I could fucking afford it. But I feel like employment is a frequent struggle for my personality.

And the whole town knows I’m a gay polar bear with no fucking survival skills.

So there’s that.

Dammit Diary/SELF, I need a rebrand!!

I also want to fire my family and do some restructuring.

I want to shop around for some queer hippy that can adopt me so I can re-invent the norm instead of trying to fit into this Arctic norm. Ugh!

*insert anxiety attack here*

About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community. He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too. He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence. Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears. His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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