May 4th 2017
Undressing in under 2 hours of my first Grindr match was not the plan, but I only regret not wearing a Toupee and Eye contacts, so that I never have to see him again.
I want meaningless casual sex between the hours of 11pm-2am but I’m not sure how to approach that with my prospects. Luckily, I was able to meet my soulmate/Grindr-match. I just loved it when I got the wiener pic with a profile shot of the abs and an address.
Manifestation is real!!!!!
When his grey beard started rubbing my face it was a whole new reality though. Snapping out of my daydreams while he was strapping me to the wall for dungeon play made me realize I was still manic. And that I should have asked for a headshot. I’m not used to thinking things through though.
I hope the rope burned singed hairs aren’t too obvious. NEVER doing bondage on the first date again! Not until we are in a healthy relationship. I have standards dammit.
It’s too easy for me to fool around with people like breathing dildos and then leave them like an old condom when I’m manic. I wonder how non-bipolar people date? Where will I find a good guy with an actual Netflix Account? It’s always no Netflix and all chill.
I’m nervous about my second match tonight because drinks on a date can’t ever end well. Am I even “Dating” these people? I don’t even know anymore. I just want a good man with credit and handcuffs. Fuck it! I’ll join Plenty of Seals instead.