Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear | Unknown Date

Posted by Bobby Jenkins | Apr 18, 2017 | Bobby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear | 0 |

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Dearest Diary,

I’m on the detox from hell. I went from an eight-drink pack-a-day bender to a Fruit Smoothie Lethargy.  

Sobriety is so terribly boring. I need a pass time. Or a dog.. 

….. BACK FROM A WALK OMG 

I bought a Samoyed puppy! So small and fluffy! Even though I wanted an Arctic Monkey – and was shocked to find out it’s band’s name. (Remember to check out their t-shirts online!) 

I shall name him Indica, my little mood-enhancing homie. I will love him forever. Or her. And petting him makes me so mellow. I was in such a rush that I forgot to buy food (we can share my scraps!).

I neeeeeed Indica to step my Instagram up and get more likes so that I can become an influencer. I need to make this investment back on this dog. Indica was not cheap. But spontaneity has always been my calling card. 

I also need him/her/them to help me pick up guys, coz fuck Grindr. So I’m soo fucking excited to go to the dog park after our #PuppyAndMe photoshoot. 

BRB

…….. UPDATE

THIS FUCKING DOG PISSED ON MY BED! I HAVE NO BACKUP SHEETS! I DON’T EVEN WANT THIS DOG!!!! MY WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE PISS! JAYSUS!!!! THERE’S SHIT IN THE BATHROOM?!?! I’M RETURNING THIS FUCKING DOG TODAY!!! I’M NOT READY TO BE A PARENT. I’M ONLY FOUR DAMMIT!! #BitchByeeee


About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community. He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too. He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence. Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears. His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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