Booby Jenkins: The Diary of a Bipolar Bear | July 1st 2016

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Diary of a Bipolar Bear

diary of a bipolar bear

July 1, 2016
 
Dearest Diary,
 
Joining Grindr felt therapeutic. Once I know I have prospects I’ll stop being so obsessed with my ex-flings. I’m sick of stalking their Insta’s and snap stories to see if they’re depressed or lonely enough to hook up again. I need new fish in this big sea! Only it’s a small sea, coz of the gay thing. And THAT’S why I need Grindr. My booking agent for dating.
 
I almost blacked out when I was “Super Liked” in the first 3 swipes!
 
I feel like my picture is sincerely the best representation I could have chosen without getting pornographic. Although I considered it…
 
Half of the guys I’ve swiped on look like wannabe porn stars, and I wannabe a pornstar with them!!
 
Life goal: film a sex tape. XXX
 
Second life goal: Sell it and become an ArcDashian – and get super famous so I have to start slapping dicks off of me.
 
Wait! I just re-read everything. Is this my bipolar mania kicking in?
 
Fuck it!
 
Let the babes begin.


About The Author

Bobby Jenkins

Bobby Jenkins is a lovely polar bear who battles Bipolar Disorder and has the style of a BEAR in the gay community. He was raised by a single mother, who doesn't understand him, and has two seemingly perfect sisters too. He attended one year of Undergrad at the Arctic College of Art and Design with a Major in Fashion Studies and a Minor in Nude Life Drawing. However, due to an unfortunate manic event, involving a Professor, two seals, and a very fishy salmon, Bobby was asked to take an indefinite leave of absence. Since then, Bobby has worked odd jobs to support his life of clubbing, frustration, and obsessing over really hot bears. His dream is to leave the Arctic behind and move to the bright lights of Chicago where the coolest bears and cubs from around the world work hard and play even harder.

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