July 1, 2016Dearest Diary,Joining Grindr felt therapeutic. Once I know I have prospects I’ll stop being so obsessed with my ex-flings. I’m sick of stalking their Insta’s and snap stories to see if they’re depressed or lonely enough to hook up again. I need new fish in this big sea! Only it’s a small sea, coz of the gay thing. And THAT’S why I need Grindr. My booking agent for dating.I almost blacked out when I was “Super Liked” in the first 3 swipes!I feel like my picture is sincerely the best representation I could have chosen without getting pornographic. Although I considered it…Half of the guys I’ve swiped on look like wannabe porn stars, and I wannabe a pornstar with them!!Life goal: film a sex tape. XXXSecond life goal: Sell it and become an ArcDashian – and get super famous so I have to start slapping dicks off of me.Wait! I just re-read everything. Is this my bipolar mania kicking in?Fuck it!Let the babes begin.