Bad Poetry

Manorexia Island

Manorexia is the urban dictionary term used for males that battle the eating disorder, Anorexia Nervosa. And it’s a disorder that most males battle alone as it’s not very macho to be a male battling what’s been deemed as a mainly...

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Don’t Do Drugs Kids

When you’re caught up in the peak of drug addiction and begin to put pieces together in some brief moments of clarity, many will start thinking about how they got themselves this far deep into the rabbit hole. If you’re like me, you may...

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Our latest Community Collaboration from C. Essex got me thinking about intimacy and loneliness in a new way. I think most of us have had the feeling of being lonesome in a room full of loved ones. How sometimes the people that are supposed to know...

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Bipolar Relationship Angst

For those of you that battle Bipolar Disorder or to those that are in a relationship with someone that battles Bipolar Disorder, this weeks edition of Bad Poetry was made just for you. There are varying levels of Bipolar Disorder, and for those...

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I Got the Februarys Real Bad

This time of year is pretty infamous for being a downer if you live in the Northen Hemisphere. I mean it’s grey and cold, the days are short and the nights are long, we have been schlepping around in our winter-wear for far too long. By this time,...

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To the Asshole in my Life

All of us at what time or another have had a selfish human being entangled in our life. It may be a family member, a friend, or possibly a co-worker. The worst thing about relationships with selfish people or people with narcissistic tendencies is...

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Home for the Holidays with Mean Alcoholics

For many people, going home for the holidays is a fun time of the year, but for the other half or tenth of us, going home for the holidays is an experience that we’d rather not subjective ourselves too. However, for better or for worse, we...

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#metoo Said Darcy Leu

My name’s Kristy, and I’m in charge of Top Ten Phobia Lists around here. However, today I asked to write a piece of poetry, in the vein of bad poetry, that this site creates. I tolerate many people on Facebook, mostly friends of...

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Depressed Black Reality of South Park

The demos are out for the new South Park Game ‘South Park: The Fractured But Whole’ and it’s causing a big stir due to its commentary on life versus skin color. The game, which will be released in October, sets its level of...

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Ellis is Afraid of Everything

Hey! It’s me Ellis! Hope you’re swell. I know you’re used to me posting in my very own section but I thought I’d help Edward Ernest out, as he was feeling real crummy, so here I am. Are you excited? Cause I sure am. So today...

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Negate Fear Blame Rinse Repeat

The below piece of Bad Poetry touches on a couple of the tell-tale signs of depression in all its terrible glory. The first of the signs is not just negativity but negation of your own abilities. This type of negation will show up as Fortune...

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Charleston Beauty Contest

Sadly, this week’s edition of Bad Poetry is about judgment. A topic we all know too well. Being judged for the way you look is part of life in the western world. The next generation of children won’t know any other way, and it seems to...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired After living in my house for 8 years, I felt I needed a change of scenery as my life just wasn’t headed in the right direction.  It was the first and only house that I’ve ever owned and I was never...

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