Bipolar Disorder

Am I A Gold Digger?

July 25, 2017 Dearest Diary, I ran into Bif while I was in a RAGING text fight with Lee. So serendipitous.  It turns out that he got a huuuuge settlement from Inukpak because he went on some paid ice fishing excursion when his freak accident...

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When The Person You’re Dating Isn’t Over Their Ex

February 14th 2017 THIS COCK SUCKING PRICK HAS PLENTY OF SEALS. So Misleading – I’m in disbelief. What a charmer! How DARE he show up in my potential matches after our romantic getaway to the North. I saw a notification go off on his phone...

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Facebook Triggers & Sam James Coffee

Sept 15/17 Dear Diary,  Ah, tagged pics. It’s like a graveyard of pics I wouldn’t upload myself and exes I forgot I still had on Facebook. Speaking of exes on Facebook.. guess what DIARY! I late-night creeped Lee and found a photo of him and his...

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I’m On A Detox From Hell

Dearest Diary, I’m on the detox from hell. I went from an eight-drink pack-a-day bender to a Fruit Smoothie Lethargy.   Sobriety is so terribly boring. I need a pass time. Or a dog..  ….. BACK FROM A WALK OMG  I bought a Samoyed puppy! So small and...

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Fuck Therapy And Everyone Else Telling Me What To Do

Dear Diary,  My first therapy session was today, and it was a real treat. I’m still living in the aftermath of broken relationships, dramatic breakdowns, and short-term jobs. I’m only beginning to realize that maybe (just maybe?)...

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My Sisters Trigger Me Out

August 6, 2014 Dear Diary,  WTF. I’m never gonna get out of bed. Neverrrrr. Fuck inspiration. I’ll probably be fat forever anyway. I love McDonald’s Fish Filet more than I myself. Unfollowing every health blog on my Insta didn’t even help. I...

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Bipolar Love Obsession

Dear Diary, Fucking Javier. I’m probably in love with him. I over analyze every little thing he does. He can change my mood- dramatically- in either direction. I always want him to stay (but he always goes).  For 8 year now we’ve had a pattern of...

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Why Can’t I Say No To My Family?

Dear Diary, Mom wants me to come to Dad. She’s used a battery of reasons and keeps assaulting me with her opinion on it. But everyone has an opinion on it.. including Me!This year when I was the only “good” kid (lol) to show up to Christmas-...

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Am I Having A Bipolar Manic Meltdown Again?

Dearest Diary, I’ve been reconnecting with ex lovers for validation on Instagram. They all go about flirting in dramatically different ways.. I feel like the Bachelor and my response it my rose being handed out. I’ve started posting things that are...

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I’m Not Looking For A Commitment Right Now

Dear Diary, Casual dating needs a rebrand. It’s fraught with emotion expectations, jealousy and half assed commitments. It’s easier to cancel on a side thing and expect no consequences, or to leave a nude on “read“ and not reply to it when you’re...

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