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The Past Is Just A Story We Tell Ourselves

Hey Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! It’s been like a millennium since I’ve posted anything and I’m really sorry about that. You see, I got into a relationship with someone, and I was sooooooooooo in love, but then the person...

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Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself

Hey Everyone! It’s me! Ellis! And if you’ve been reading all my blog posts from the beginning, then you probably can tell that I Trust Nobody Not Even Myself. And the person that I don’t trust the most is the crumbum I see in the...

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My Most Popular Post Was About A Kardashian

Hey Everyone! It’s me! Ellis! And I hope everyone is feeling uber supreme today as I’m doing my best to get out of the crummy funk that I’ve been in lately. There have been soooooo many things going on, but recently, I did feel...

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Had Enough Of Your Own Excuses Lately?

Hi Everyone! It’s me! Ellis! Your favorite alien that crash-landed on earth that has a red circle for a body? Remember me?! Well, I’ve been eye-deep in having my work pile up, and I’ve just been making excuse after excuse about...

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Bipolar Bitcoin Mania

Hey everyone! It’s me! Ellis! I’ve been busy as a bee lately and just working, working, working! And that’s not a bad thing at all. Sometimes you just get into a good routine of habits, and you just go with it, and that’s...

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We Accept The Love We Think We Deserve

Hey Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! And last night I watched the movie ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower,’ which is also a book, and it made my heart all gooey and stuff. I don’t remember the last time a movie made me cry so much,...

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Crummy Is The Acronym For My Life

Hey Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! And if you’ve been reading my blog posts for awhile now, you know that I use the word crummy a lot because I get frustrated so much and other things but there’s also a real good reason for it too. A...

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The Hoffman Process

Hey Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! And I just got back from something called ‘The Hoffman Process.’ I know what you’re thinking. What’s ‘The Hoffman Process’ and why did you go? Both of those are super duper,...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired | Day 1

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired After living in my house for 8 years, I felt I needed a change of scenery as my life just wasn’t headed in the right direction.  It was the first and only house that I’ve ever owned and I was never...

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Top Ten Phobias of Michael Myers

I know what you’re going to say, how can a ‘Superhuman’ who is arguably one of the scariest and most dreaded characters of all time have fears? Well, you don’t become a stone cold killer if something didn’t upset you or set you off, so...

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Top Ten Phobias of Tobias Funke

If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous...

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