Judge Mental Jones

Am I An Enabler In A Codependent Relationship?

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My boyfriend has suffered from depression since I met him a year ago and it makes him a great artist. But lately, I feel guilty being happy or optimistic around him. He always finds the negative in any good news that I...

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My Dad’s Homophobic And I’m Scared To Come Out

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My dad doesn’t know I’m gay, because I haven’t told him since he’s homophobic. I have been with my girlfriend for 1 year, and I have avoided every family event and holiday as a result because MY GIRLFRIEND doesn’t...

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I Feel Pressure To Conform To My Family And Society

Dear Judge Mental Jones, Most of my friends and family consider me to be weird and I feel pressure to conform these days. My exploits really haven’t gotten me anywhere, compared to my friends, as I’m a starving artist. What should I do?...

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My Husband Is Always Annoyed With Me

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My husband and I have been together for 14 years and in the last few months he has started becoming increasingly annoyed and angry with me over what I perceive to be insignificant or minor things such as misplacing a sock...

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My Evil Boss Shouldn’t Be Running A Rehab Clinic

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I work for an inpatient rehabilitation clinic, and I overheard the owner talking about their love for Obamacare, which bothered me. And I quote “Thank goodness for Obamacare sticking around, our clients can still afford to...

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Is My Father Depressed Or Needy?

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I’m 35 years old and my newly retired narcissistic, possibly depressed, and needy father wants to hang out with me all the time. He was too busy to hang out for the previous 34 years and I never had an issue with it until...

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If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous...

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