Social Media Anxiety Disorder of the Week

Justified Anxiety Disorder

After nearly five years, Justin Timberlake’s long-awaited fifth studio album, Man in the Woods, is finally due to be released in February. While fans will have to wait on bated breath to hear it in its entirety, they got a taste of it when he...

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Fear of Sessions Regression

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the internet’s love for marijuana.  Facebook users especially love talking about legalization. It’s one of the few areas remaining in the political sphere that still brings people together....

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Tokyophobia

My default inclination is to handle each and every situation as sarcastically as I can. It’s just in my nature. Fortunately, the smattering of couth I have is enough to make me realize that I probably shouldn’t write sarcastically about that Logan...

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New Fears Eve Disorder

We all remember the quaint New Year’s Eves of the past. Watching the ball drop. Getting a kiss at midnight. Drunkenly singing “Auld Lang Syne” and clinging to the nearest surface to steady ourselves. Those were simpler times, when phrases like “New...

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Oregonian Gas Hysteria

Oregonians are about to face the same trials as the ill-fated Donner party who attempted to make their way west 170 years ago. It’s a familiar story: an ill-prepared group of inexperienced pioneers decided to take a trip on the ole Oregon Trail...

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Dotard, Rocket Man, and Nuclear Apathy

January 2nd, 2018 was like any other day. In all likelihood, you got up, went to work, and ate dinner. Sometime that evening, you checked Twitter. There, staring you in the face was the most terrifying Tweet you’d ever read. Donald Trump, with an...

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Do You Battle Snowcial Anxiety Disorder?

As children, we reveled in snow days. Two feet of snow in a night? Time to break out the sleds. There was no Facebook back then. No Instagram. No Twitter. There was no way we could constantly update the world on the weather outside our doors. That...

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Instagram and Obsessive Polling Disorder

When Instagram added a polling option to its most recent update, users were thrilled to find out that they could vote on questions their followers posed. After all, who doesn’t love a good anonymous poll? The rush of clicking “yes” or “no.” The...

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North Korean Salmon Famine

Money-conscious shoppers have long touted the benefits of shopping at ALDI, the multinational German supermarket chain that touts a wide variety of food from all over the world, and offers a large selection of free-range and organic products at a...

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October Hangover

October has come and gone, or, as the Facebook community has dubbed it in recent years, “The month of Halloween.” We’re so happy it’s over because there’s virtually no escaping photographs of people flailing in leaves, doing lines of...

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The Netflix Itch

On October fifth, Netflix announced that it upped the price of its mid-level plan to $10.99 per month, and its premium plan to a whopping $13.99. And when the increase took effect on October nineteenth, Facebook users had swift and scathing...

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