Social Media Anxiety Disorder of the Week

Spring Breakdown Anxiety

Cancun. Key West. Punta Cana. Nassau. These places have a lot in common. Miles of white sand beaches and warm ocean waters. More bars than you can count. And most importantly, a tropical climate with endless hot, sunny days. While the rest of us...

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Trump Doppelganger Haranguer

Are you ready for the Twitter Feud of the week? In one corner, a successful, charismatic TV star who played a fantastic businessman. In the other, Donald Trump. The fight started when Baldwin gave an interview to the Hollywood Reporter and...

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Facebook’s Venus Envy Anxiety

Facebook sparked a site-wide controversy recently when it decided to censor a picture of the ancient Venus of Willendorf statue, a nearly 30,000-year-old prehistoric masterpiece widely considered to be one of the most important artifacts of its...

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Twitter Tweet Deceit

Twitter has decided to try a bold new marketing move in honor of the Time’s Up movement. Using the hashtag #HereWeAre, Denise Frohman performs an empowering, female-centric poem. There is no music, only camera shots that cut between women of...

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Oscarred for Life

The ninetieth annual Academy Awards took place recently, and as can be expected, heavy social media users weren’t so much concerned about the outcomes of the Oscars, but the drama that unfolded behind the scenes. Although the Academy Awards saw...

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Cryptocompensation Disorder

Cryptocurrency is the hot way to make a quick buck these days. From Bitcoin, the most famous iteration, to the parodied but surprisingly successful Dogecoin, it seems like everyone is trying to claim a slice of the pie before it inevitably dries...

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Fire, Fury, and Compulsive Ordering

Fire and Fury is a controversial new book by journalist Michael Wolff, who spent months in the White House documenting the everyday dealings of the Trump Administration. Most notably, it includes explosive comments from Steve Bannon, who served as...

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Star Wars: A New Coping Mechanism

Warning: There be spoilers ahead. If you haven’t seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, turn away now. Also, why haven’t you seen The Last Jedi yet? It’s been out forever. Get your shit together and go see it. People all over the world have been...

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Justified Anxiety Disorder

After nearly five years, Justin Timberlake’s long-awaited fifth studio album, Man in the Woods, is finally due to be released in February. While fans will have to wait on bated breath to hear it in its entirety, they got a taste of it when he...

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Fear of Sessions Regression

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the internet’s love for marijuana.  Facebook users especially love talking about legalization. It’s one of the few areas remaining in the political sphere that still brings people together....

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Tokyophobia

My default inclination is to handle each and every situation as sarcastically as I can. It’s just in my nature. Fortunately, the smattering of couth I have is enough to make me realize that I probably shouldn’t write sarcastically about that Logan...

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New Fears Eve Disorder

We all remember the quaint New Year’s Eves of the past. Watching the ball drop. Getting a kiss at midnight. Drunkenly singing “Auld Lang Syne” and clinging to the nearest surface to steady ourselves. Those were simpler times, when phrases like “New...

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