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Being Manic Around Boys In Bars

Dear Diary, Damn it’s easy to fall in love. Maybe it’s a subset of being manic? I swear. I’m desert thirsty for some love & affection that isn’t bought. There’s something terrible about feeling connected to a stripper until you’re watching him...

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Stalking My Ex On Instagram

Dearest Diary, I’ve hit a new level on the messy betch meter. After opening up a fake account, I can now indiscriminately creep my exes without risking liking a 115 week old pic.  Boy have I found some gems. First, I wasn’t surprised that Lee had...

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Progress Makes Perfect

Dear Diary, Progress makes perfect. I hate the word practice Diary, it gives me PTSD of my soccer days. I was always too fat for soccer. But I don’t give a fuck anymore because I’m not too fat for dating soooo 🙂 After a long night of dancing with...

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I Loved ‘Love, Simon’ Review

In Love, Simon the main character, Simon, describes his amazing family through narration but says there’s ‘just one thing’ he has a secret- he’s gay. The basic plot of the film revolves around a secret-telling blog that’s followed...

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Depressed Black Reality of South Park

The demos are out for the new South Park Game ‘South Park: The Fractured But Whole’ and it’s causing a big stir due to its commentary on life versus skin color. The game, which will be released in October, sets its level of...

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Ellis The Enneagram Peacemaker

  Hey, Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! I had a day I tell you. I sure did. I don’t know how it happened, but I was parking my car near my therapist’s office, and when I got out, some man started yelling at me for stealing his...

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Thanks Mike Pence

Stigma, LGBT Rights, Depression, and Female Rights. We’ve got many things covered in this week’s edition of Bad Poetry. It’s 2017 and there are still old white men that think you can be turned un-gay and want to send you to a...

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Small Town America

Small Town America A long time ago, when in very low-lows, I tried my hand at poetry. However, not every can be a poet and it seems that poetry was telling me to go back to my day job of being humorous. Having a free flow on paper was a cathartic...

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