Identity

I’m Not Looking For A Commitment Right Now

Dear Diary, Casual dating needs a rebrand. It’s fraught with emotion expectations, jealousy and half assed commitments. It’s easier to cancel on a side thing and expect no consequences, or to leave a nude on “read“ and not reply to it when you’re...

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Learning To Let Go And Other Bear Stuff

Dear Diary, Here’s what I learned this eventful summer: Arc En Ciel is a mint pick up spot. I learned it’s OK for hook ups to sleep over as long as they don’t stay past breakfast… (because I had to go buy guest towels for hook ups. And it’s...

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Listen Without Judging Me

Dear Diary, Every time I think I’m “healed” or “medicated enough” to experience normalcy- I get kicked in the ass with a self awareness journey. I thought I had it all under control. Medication, family, casual sex and gay bears. Hell I thought I...

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The Overstaying Your Welcome Booty Call

Dear Diary, I took for granted how comfortable a relationship can be. Anticipating each other’s snacks for the the Netflix & Chill series you already agreed on. Saying “we” when talking about plans like “we’re going to a wedding, we hated the...

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My Different Types Of Friends

Dear Diary, I’m auditing my friends fiercely this year. We’ve all grown so much in psychotically different directions and I think it’s best to recalibrate everyone’s importance in my life. Not everyone needs a leading role. That’s where all this...

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Thanks Mike Pence

Stigma, LGBT Rights, Depression, and Female Rights. We’ve got many things covered in this week’s edition of Bad Poetry. It’s 2018 and there are still old white men that think you can be turned un-gay and want to send you to a...

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How To Sell Weed

Dear Diary,  Going to a new highschool is fucking nerve-racking, but this one’s like jail. Everyone was in PJs with no teeth and someone asked me for meth in the smoking section at 8am. That’s when I realized that I wasn’t in Kansas anymore. By...

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Am I Dateable?

Dear Diary, I’m probably not dateable. I fucked up. I went on dates and fell in love with Thomas before checking his fucking Facebook Page. He only had 10 posts on Insta- I should’ve dug deeper. Rookie mistake. He kept saying things like “God’s...

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My Dad Won’t Attend My Gay Wedding

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I have about 3 months until my wedding(lesbian wedding), and I was looking forward to it until my dad informed me that he won’t be attending due to religious reasons. Even though he accepts me, I had a strange feeling...

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My Roommate Is A Gay Homophobic Bear

Dear Diary, Roommates. AM I RIGHT!? Fuck. So I have a gay and a “straight” roommate that are sleeping together. Curtis and his American Black Bear friend Aaron are still back in the fucking stone ages. Curtis is so full of self-hatred (read:...

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Orrin Hatch’s Impassioned Speech On LGBTQ Suicide

We do a lot of fake funny news relating to mental health on this website, amongst our off-kilter blogs and art pieces, but we also try to find real news stories that may have slipped by the mainstream media news outlets, or in our opinion,...

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