Johnny Deppression

What’s Eating Johnny Depp & Gilbert Grape?

After swallowing my pride once more and agreeing to portray a Buster Keaton knockoff in the romantic comedy, Benny & Joon, I set my sights on calming my phony soul by diving head first into an independent film called ‘What’s Eating...

Read More

Watch Edward Scissorhands And My Career Won’t Die

It was December of 1990, my kick-ass band and I were touring all the best gin joints that the Southwest had to offer. I felt a little like me again after I bid adieu to my soul-sucking days on 21 Jump Street, then immersing myself in the works of...

Read More

It Was A John Waters Christmas

I hadn’t played a concert in years as my Hollywood life had taken control. I was damned. I had become a scenester. A fixture. I was like the couch at the Chateau Marmont lost in the seen and be seen nightlife that the city of lost angels had...

Read More

From 21 Jump Street To Rodeo Drive

Have you ever walked around feeling like a phony? I’m an artist , and yet somehow In this foul thing we call life, I found myself working as part of an ensemble on a little show called 21 Jump Street. We shot the show in Vancouver, Canada,...

Read More

A Nightmare On The Elm Street Of My Mind

Thy heavens have called my sweet old director Wes Craven to his rightful place within the pearly gates. Master Craven gave me my first acting gig, and he was a kool-kat for doing so. Even though I felt more comfortable on stage playing my badass...

Read More
Loading

Other Channels You Might Enjoy

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired | Day 1

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired After living in my house for 8 years, I felt I needed a change of scenery as my life just wasn’t headed in the right direction. ¬†It was the first and only house that I’ve ever owned and I was never...

Read More

Phobia List

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A Ablutophobia – Fear of Washing or Bathing. Acarophobia – Fear of Itching or of the Insects That Cause Itching. Acerophobia – Fear of Sourness. Achluophobia – Fear of Darkness. Acousticophobia – Fear of Noise....

Read More

Top Ten Phobias of Tobias Funke

If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous...

Read More
Loading