Narcissist Combat Handbook

Using Meditation To Combat Narcissists

Meditation is the ultimate act of nothingness that is somethingness. It’s like the greatest contradiction in the world. And that’s the beauty of meditation. End of story…….but not really because the story is unfolding in real time, keeping your...

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Narcissist Combat Vegetable Antioxidant Smoothies

Anyone who says they like vegetables should not be trusted. And for those of you who claim that a vegetarian burger tastes exactly like a real hamburger, then you’re just stupid liar or just plain stupid. Take your pick cause they both suck....

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The Magical Illusion of Narcissist Weapons

Everyone thinks Magic is like Harry Potter (He rules!) vs. Voldemort (Fuck that guy!) and you may be partIy right. There are things like the Dark Arts, Necromancy, Alchemy, and even Voodoo (To be discussed later and it’s really cool). However, the...

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Narcissist Social Media Shutdown Weapon

Even though the Narcissist Social Media Shutdown Weapon isn’t as useful as other weapons during the great war, it still provides us with a way to annoy the fuck out of a narcissist, which is all just shits and giggles to me. Sometimes during a...

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Using Projection As A Weapon Against Narcissists

Projection is a counter-attack weapon and a pretty valuable one at that. And it’s something you may be familiar with too, especially if you’ve grown up surrounded by a coven of narcissists…… like me.  Projection is the...

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Using Cancellation As A Weapon Against Narcissists

Remember the days when cancelling plans on someone meant that you had to actually call them on the phone, most likely the night before, or at least earlier in the day, just to make sure that the person you were meeting wouldn’t show up? Fuck, I...

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Narcissist Incel Ghost Movie Outline

Narcissistic Incel Ghost Movie Outline That Devon Wouldn’t Even Read The movie starts in a beautiful house that’s owned by an Angry White Narcissist Incel (ANWI), named Boris. He can’t afford the lifestyle he’s living (to prove to females...

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How To Spot A Covert Narcissist

The covert narcissist hides amongst all of us, and they’re so good at hiding, that they can even hide from themselves. LET THAT SINK IN FOR A BIT. That’s right, you, the reader, may be a narcissist and not even know it. I JUST BLEW YOUR...

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Know Thy Enemy | The Psychopathic Narcissist

WARNING! THIS POST IS LONGER THAN OTHER POSTS BECAUSE I TELL AN EPIC STORY OF MAMMOTH PROPORTIONS. SO BUCKLE UP…………….If sociopathic narcissists are assholes, then psychopathic narcissists may literally be the spawn of...

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