Narcissist Combat Handbook

Narcissist Facebook Recon Mission Part One

Chad The Impaler’s Narcissist Facebook Reconnaissance Mission Report Notes That Are Written Really Well For Others To Read. If we are going to take down Mark Zuckerberg, then we must know his movements at all times. Fortunately for us, I have...

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Spotting Narcissist Manipulation Methods

I hate to use a sports analogy for all of you that hate sports so much, and I understand why, as you probably weren’t very good at them when you were younger and never got picked on teams, and were most likely called a homo cause people are...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook: The Asbestos Creature

Before my trusty sidekick, Dr. Jonas Von, interrupts me with his annoying points of view on copyright infringement, let me beat him to the punch. In relation to Marvel Comics, and their character Asbestos Man and Asbestos Lady, I just wanted to...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook | Pizza | Weapon

It is a common known fact that Pizza is the most delicious food on the face of this universe. And because of that, it is one of the greatest weapons in the Narcissist Combat Arsenal. As stated in a previous post, when a regular individual is turned...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook: Narcissist Strengths

A narcissist has many strengths aka superpowers (evil superpowers) and in the great war, we must be ready for the full onslaught at any given time. So to defend ourselves, we first must know what these cheeky bastards are capable of, so here’s a...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook | Mark Zuckerberg

If you’re reading this, then like me (the world’s foremost narcissist expert) you’re uber concerned by the culture of extreme narcissism that’s taking over every fabric of society. Not just here in America either, it’s even happening in places like...

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