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I Just Don’t Like Talking On The Phone

When you type into a search engine ‘fear of the phone’ or ‘afraid of the phone,’ every website that pops up tells you that you have a telephone phobia. The definition of this phobia is the reluctance or fear of making or...

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The Unauthorized Deathbed Letter Of Count Dracula

An employee of ours was touring one of the biggest wooden stake factories in the world for a story, when they saw a man jump from a staircase to a stake covered conveyor belt below. Horrified, our employee ran over to see if this person was still...

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My Dad Won’t Attend My Gay Wedding

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I have about 3 months until my wedding(lesbian wedding), and I was looking forward to it until my dad informed me that he won’t be attending due to religious reasons. Even though he accepts me, I had a strange feeling...

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The Unauthorized Deathbed Letter Of Jason Voorhees

We here at Massive Phobia were sent the below Unauthorized Deathbed Letter of Jason Voorhees from the director of Camp Crystal Lake. She found it in a bottle that was slightly cracked, and it, unfortunately, had heavy water damage. We did our best...

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The Unauthorized Deathbed Letter Of Indiana Jones

We here at Massive Phobia have obtained the Unauthorized Deathbed Letter of Indiana Jones, and we felt that his message needed to be heard. Indiana lived his dreams, didn’t settle, and never regretted a thing. The ‘What Ifs?’ that...

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You Chose the Bottle

This is two very hard topics rolled into one, so for anyone out there dealing with addiction and grief, I dug deep to share it for you. But aside from my selfless sharing;) it was actually great (free) therapy for me. A good reminder of the power...

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The Dating Profile Of A Depressed Loner?

Have you ever wondered if you were depressed or if you were just a lone wolf that enjoyed howling out the moon once in a while? I wonder these things about myself all the time and I’m at the dating point of my life where wasting...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Week 24

I don’t know if it’s my inability to exercise recently due to my injury or if I’m just becoming an irritable old fart, but it seems in this past week when some folks and I were discussing my single-dom, I felt quite misunderstood....

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Thoroughbreds Hit Way Too Close To Home In A Good Way

Go watch the movie Thoroughbreds right now! This new Indie flick is a cinematic work of art. It’s a classy black comedy thriller (the first one I’ve made it through!) that can be likened to a 2018 American Psycho. It’s about two very...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired After living in my house for 8 years, I felt I needed a change of scenery as my life just wasn’t headed in the right direction.  It was the first and only house that I’ve ever owned and I was never...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook | Introduction

It was a mild July day in the year of 1978 as my pregnant mother was about to pop me out in the back of a yellow taxi cab, all by her lonesome. I was about to be her third child but the first to nearly be born amongst the sweet scent of pine tree...

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The Unbalanced Being of the Day | Brian Cullinan

The Unbalanced Being of the Day | Brian Cullinan Do you know who Brian Cullinan is? Well, you do now. He’s the PricewaterhouseCoopers partner that handed the wrong envelope to Warren Beatty the other night at the Academy Awards. And now...

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A Ablutophobia – Fear of Washing or Bathing. Acarophobia – Fear of Itching or of the Insects That Cause Itching. Acerophobia – Fear of Sourness. Achluophobia – Fear of Darkness. Acousticophobia – Fear of Noise....

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