Relationships

The Past Is Just A Story We Tell Ourselves

Hey Everyone! It’s me, Ellis! It’s been like a millennium since I’ve posted anything and I’m really sorry about that. You see, I got into a relationship with someone, and I was sooooooooooo in love, but then the person...

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I’m Not Looking For A Commitment Right Now

Dear Diary, Casual dating needs a rebrand. It’s fraught with emotion expectations, jealousy and half assed commitments. It’s easier to cancel on a side thing and expect no consequences, or to leave a nude on “read“ and not reply to it when you’re...

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Do I Have Toxic Parents Or Is It Me?

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My parents know I have anxiety, and they got a dog, which they know gives me anxiety, what should I do? Dear Anxiety Dog,  First of all, your parents are dicks. Huge dicks! Not just for getting the dog, but for not letting...

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Accepting Your Children For Who They Are

Today’s comic tackles the issue of children from birth until death and them being an extension of their parent’s ego. For many parents, it’s difficult to accept your children for who they are and not who you want them to...

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The Ghost of Abandonment Past

My Ghost of Abandonment Past shows up somehow in all of my relationships. Due to my old abandonment issues, my wound still exists and manifests itself in many different ways. If I feel insecure in a relationship, I may do one of these many things....

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Xanax For Social Anxiety And In-Laws

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I have social anxiety and my fiancé keeps signing me up for his extravagant family and work activities, like week long Cottage trips and destination weddings (where I know no one but him). His friends hate me because I...

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The Overstaying Your Welcome Booty Call

Dear Diary, I took for granted how comfortable a relationship can be. Anticipating each other’s snacks for the the Netflix & Chill series you already agreed on. Saying “we” when talking about plans like “we’re going to a wedding, we hated the...

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Spotting Narcissist Manipulation Methods

I hate to use a sports analogy for all of you that hate sports so much, and I understand why, as you probably weren’t very good at them when you were younger and never got picked on teams, and were most likely called a homo cause people are...

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If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous...

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