Relationships

Am I An Enabler In A Codependent Relationship?

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My boyfriend has suffered from depression since I met him a year ago and it makes him a great artist. But lately, I feel guilty being happy or optimistic around him. He always finds the negative in any good news that I...

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Codependent Self Intervention Poem

When you’re a codependent person, your low self-esteem makes you feel like your many failed relationship attempts are something you deserve in life. However, if you really want to do the work, and are fed up with not being your own number one...

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What’s Your Worst Childhood Memory?

SUPERFAN QUESTION  FOR CHAD THE IMPALER – What’s your worst childhood memory? I don’t know why anyone would ask this type of question because it’s only going to put me a bad mood as I’ll be discussing a moment that destroyed my will to...

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When The Person You’re Dating Isn’t Over Their Ex

February 14th 2017 THIS COCK SUCKING PRICK HAS PLENTY OF SEALS. So Misleading – I’m in disbelief. What a charmer! How DARE he show up in my potential matches after our romantic getaway to the North. I saw a notification go off on his phone...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Week 38

My emotions are all over the map, and it doesn’t feel like I can do anything about it right now. I’m just being triggered by everything, and it sets my mind on avoidance mode. Does that happen to you? My daydreams are my best...

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The Unauthorized Deathbed Letter Of Keyser Soze

Last week, a firefighter friend of mine was battling a five-alarm blaze outside of Los Angeles. His bosses jumped the gun when they determined that the building in question was deliberately set on fire in what seemed like an arms deal gone bad....

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I Feel Pressure To Conform To My Family And Society

Dear Judge Mental Jones, Most of my friends and family consider me to be weird and I feel pressure to conform these days. My exploits really haven’t gotten me anywhere, compared to my friends, as I’m a starving artist. What should I do?...

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My Husband Is Always Annoyed With Me

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My husband and I have been together for 14 years and in the last few months he has started becoming increasingly annoyed and angry with me over what I perceive to be insignificant or minor things such as misplacing a sock...

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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired After living in my house for 8 years, I felt I needed a change of scenery as my life just wasn’t headed in the right direction.  It was the first and only house that I’ve ever owned and I was never...

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The Narcissist Combat Handbook | Introduction

It was a mild July day in the year of 1978 as my pregnant mother was about to pop me out in the back of a yellow taxi cab, all by her lonesome. I was about to be her third child but the first to nearly be born amongst the sweet scent of pine tree...

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Top Ten Phobias of Michael Myers

I know what you’re going to say, how can a ‘Superhuman’ who is arguably one of the scariest and most dreaded characters of all time have fears? Well, you don’t become a stone cold killer if something didn’t upset you or set you off, so...

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