Dear Judge Mental Jones,
I become very violent and always accuse my wife of sleeping with other men. I don’t care who is in the room when I act violent. I go on with my anger and even threaten my own life if I don’t get my own way. I continue to have these episodes and I cannot stand it a second longer. I think I may have Borderline Personality Disorder. Is there a doctor that knows how to cure this malicious virus? It is destroying my family and me. Please help.
Dear Piece of Shit,
Don’t fucking hit your wife or I’ll come for you. Do you have any goddamn dignity, you swine? Yes, people with BPD can have violent outbursts, but at the end of the day, does that give you an excuse for abusing your wife? So smarten the fuck up and take some responsibility here. People like you give mental health a bad name. But there’s good news! You can go see a psychiatrist and get properly diagnosed. It may take awhile for the official diagnosis, but if you do end up having Borderline Personality Disorder, there’s some pills you can take to help, and then you can go talk to your therapist for a very long time while you leave your wife alone. And if you don’t leave her alone, I’ll kick your ass myself as a diversion while she sneaks out the backdoor of your house to start a brand new life without you.
I don’t have any background on you, plus I’m not a doctor, but you’re obviously a pretty paranoid guy and insecure within your relationship as well. Did you marry up in the looks department? Did she marry you for your money? I’ve got no idea. However, I do know what it’s like to be a violent asshole because I was once one too. I’m a woman, so no one got on my case when I slapped the face off some bitch at a club one time when she deserved it, so I can get away with not looking like an asshole like you. I’m also now on meds and go to a therapist on the regular too. But goddamn, does a man hitting a woman re-trigger that desire like no other. In fact, I’d probably kick the shit out of you -on meds- wrestling-style, with a chair, if I saw you hit your wife, Sir!!!
So stop using clinical terms to excuse your asshole behavior if you want to keep your wife and not LITERALLY force her into sleeping with other people and go get some fucking help….. GEEZ!!!!
xo Judge Mental Jones
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