Judge Mental Jones

The world’s most judgemental advice columnist, Judge Mental Jones. Think of her as the Dexter of advice columnists. If people are being judgemental towards you, she’ll rip them a new one on your behalf. But beware, she doesn’t like it if you write in and are judgemental towards others too.  Her sword is double edged and you’ll laugh at how blunt this advice can be. If you have any questions, please send them to submit@massivephobia.com

 

Erase Your Social Media

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I’m having Posting Paranoia!! Every time I go to post a photo online I run through so many obstacles in my head. Does it match my previous posts? Should I go bright or moody? How many likes before I feel comfortable keeping it up? Should I use...

My Teacher’s A Bully

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I’m being bullied by a teacher at school. She’s always commenting on how I’m late or saying “thank you for finally showing up” after a few sick days. I’ve been looking really rundown so she recently starting commenting that I need to try...

My Boyfriend Gaslights Me

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My ex-boyfriend cheated on me but we worked it out and got back together. I was wary of him cheating again obviously and he kept saying that my “paranoia” of him cheating again was just my mental illness and it wasn't real.  Flash forward to a...

My Family Isn’t Protecting Me

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My Uncle Gary is a nightmare. He married into the family and 4 years ago he asked me to sit on his lap at my niece’s Christening. He pulled my onto him at the reception and fully grasped my boob as I was falling onto him. He was pulled from...

Help! My Religion Is Anti-Medication

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I’m suffering from a long bout of depression. I went to a Doctor and he recommended Medication and going to a Therapist. My parents are avid church-goers, and a lot of my social circle is very religious because I grew up with them in the...

Judge Mental Jones | July 17th 2017

Dear Judge Mental Jones, My Step Mom has been deeply sabotaging my relationship with my dad. She is constantly answering his phone, responding to the emails I send him (without identifying herself), and setting me up for failure when it comes to family events. She...

Judge Mental Jones | June 18th 2017

Dear Judge Mental Jones, I am a married female, age 29. I recently married in October, and I am very happy in my current relationship. I work in the social services field. I need to know if I am an alcoholic. I tell myself every night that I am going to take a break...