Dear Judge Mental Jones,
I work for an inpatient rehabilitation clinic, and I overheard the owner talking about their love for Obamacare, which bothered me. And I quote “Thank goodness for Obamacare sticking around, our clients can still afford to come back again.” This made me ill. Where do I report him as he obviously loves money more than helping people?
Dear Satan’s Employee,
WTF kind of Satanic PSYCHOPATHS are running these goddamned health systems!?!?! I’d wish him an early (train-tracks induced) death, but his successor is probably Hitler incarnate.
He sounds like a life-sucking pharmaceutical-inducing Vampire. He apparently plans on living to a million years old with his private cryogenic-styled health care. I would say set him on fire, but let’s stay practical.
This guy’s remarkably self-serving behavior is indicative of how frequently he must have to pay women or men to touch him. His wife/husband is probably the Melania of Bio-Pharma, as in, paid to be there, and orgasm-less for as long as this dreadful Vampire stays alive. This despicable asshole is looking for ways to fuck people, without a condom, and fuck their life up by using mental health care!
First, expose this bloodsucker virally. Create a meme with the owner’s quote over his half-blinking face. Caption the meme with a change.org petition (I’ve even seen one for Beyonce’s hair) and cc: Anonymous coz those guys love aiding in shredding capitalistic douche bags. They can make it the home screen of all of his healthcare clients for fuck sakes. Geniuses, really.
Then post it on Reddit, Twitter, and DM it to @fuckjerry or @thefatjew. I’ve seen a hotdog bun go viral, so the dicks should help.
And my final advice is to sell the story to Nancy Grace coz she’s a little savage. She can vilify an orphan volunteering at a soup kitchen. She’ll know what to do. But if you don’t want to be Petty Labelle, there is always the (REAL ANSWER) ****BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU****
If you or a loved one you know is having any mental health struggles, please do get the help you need. If you need to talk to someone now, you can talk to one of the many fantastic therapists at Better Help by CLICKING HERE.