Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired | Day 20

Posted by Edward Ernest | Mar 7, 2017 | Real News, Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired | 0 |

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired | Day 20

It’s Saturday and it’s also my family Hannukah dinner party. This means food temptations, possible arguments, and presents for kids. I love giving presents, so I usually get them for everybody, and mean spirited cards are my specialty.

Before I get into my boring routine, I just realized that I’ve never written about my temporary living space landlord. I’m staying at an Airbnb and its a nice third floor studio apartment in a house. I have my own kitchen and bathroom, but it doesn’t feel like an apartment. It feels like a bed and breakfast. And the owner of this place is a very strange woman. It’s the look in her eye. You can tell something is not right. I’ve made sure to tip toe around the premises when coming and going as getting into a conversation with her kinda creeps me out. For some reason I keep thinking that she’ll unlock my door in the middle of the night and slip into my bed with me. I’m not being narcissistic about how I look. She just gives off the Single White Female or Fatal Attraction vibe. You have no idea how many times I check to see if my door is locked at night. I’m OCD with it now. Even when I know, I still don’t know. Gross old naked crazy lady with a possible knife in my bed? I’m being proactive on that shit.

Thank goodness I’m leaving this place in a week as I’m starting to wear out my welcome.

Now back to my boring day.

I ate kinda light for most of the day as I walked around getting presents and cards. I had no stand out funny card this year. However, my aunt had a good laugh when she realized the card I gave her was ripped in half due to the fact that I spilled on the other half. She also still likes to make fun of me for saying that my grandmother needs something like a ‘chair with wheels’.  It was a brain fart moment and yes I know that there are things called wheelchairs.

As you can see below, I still got over 20,000 plus Fitbit steps in on a lazy Saturday with just walking. Also, you can see that I pigged out at night on my mom’s homemade chocolate chip cookies and some wine. 

A guy can cheat, can’t he? Ummmmmmm, I only took in just over 2000 calories on the day too. 

I’m kinda impressed with myself right now.  

I think my diet at this point should be called the Salad and Sushi diet. Is this healthy? Im eating lots of fruits and veggies….I think. I don’t want to consult a nutritionist. That just seems like a time consuming pain and I don’t like authority.

Enjoy my Fitbit stats below.

DAY 20 STATS

Weight: 189.5 Pounds

Steps: 20,325

Distance: 14.67 km

Floors: 25

Time: 109 Minutes

Peak Heart Rate: 0 Minutes

Cardio Heart Rate: 2 Minutes

Fat Burn Heart Rate: 2 Hr 57 Minutes

Resting Heart Beats Per Minute: 63

Calories Burned: 3325

Calories Taken In: 2073

Food Log

(All Calories Are Best Estimates. When In Doubt I Went Higher)

Breakfast 

(I’ve never been a breakfast guy FYI. Eating breakfast at all is new to me.)

1.5 Cup of Balckberries: 146 Calories

Lunch

Garden Salad: 375 Calories

Afternoon Snack

3 Cups Blackberries: 292  Calories

Watermelon: 92 Calories

Dinner

Garden Salad: 165 Calories

Breaded Chicken Cutlettes: 158 Calories

Potato Pancake: 126 Calories

White Wine: 311 Calories

Evening Snack

Chocolate Chip Cookies: 408 Calories

Thanks for following my adventure. If you have any questions, I’m just an email away.

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Edward Ernest

Edward Ernest is pretty much the coolest guy that ever lived.......according to himself. He's one of the founders of Massivephobia.com and has zero respect from any of his colleagues. To the outside world, he's this very nice upstanding citizen, but behind closed doors he's one of the meanest people we know. Yes, he writes nice articles and gives good advice. It might even seem like he cares about you and wants to be your friend. But please, don't be fooled. We've seen him kick a dog a with a broken leg before and have heard him on the phone berating his grandmother for only giving him a $5 birthday gift. Be thankful he's not related to you.

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