The Addictionary of Oxford English | Sex

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Definition of sex(noun) in English:

Sex


NOUN

1[mass noun](chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse:

I often enjoy copious amounts of sex. I’m what the Kensington crowd calls a ‘Rumpy-Pumpy’ connoisseur. – Oxford English


Sex Quotes about Oxford English

‘Oxford always loved to speak to me about group sex during our sexual activities together.’ – Elizabeth English (Ex-Wife #9)‘It seemed Oxford liked to stick his John Thomas into anything with a hole. He blamed his plentiful libido for his sex addiction. I blamed his mother for never loving him proper. – Margot English (Ex-Wife #1)

Every time Oxford loudly announced he was off to Bedfordshire, I knew he was running away to view the sex movies on the computer. I tell you, it didn’t make me feel very good about myself. All his secrets…..’ – Diana English (Ex-Wife #5 and #7)

One time, after I caught Oxford in one of his many lies, he confessed that he just had sex with some CHAV! At first he felt all guilty about it, but then he started to get cheeky with me, so I told him to just bugger off. – Gertrude English (Ex-Wife #32)

‘In the back barns of the Polo stables, Oxford used to cry as we had sex behind stall #2. That was our favourite stall. It reminded him of his childhood. That made me feel terrible, though. However, he said it was because of the sight of my beautiful fanny, which was quite flattering, but I never truly believed it. I knew something else was wrong deep inside him. – Sally Jones (Ex-Stablehand #6) 


Origin

Late Middle English (denoting the two categories, male and female): from Old French sexe or Latin sexus.


Pronunciation

sex/sɛks

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Sir Alexander Johns

Sir Alexander Johns grew up in South Manchester, the son of the neighborhood gossip, until they were exiled, as his mother began spreading false and malicious rumors when all the towns real information dried up. While in hiding, Alexander picked up his mother's chit chatty skills and applied them to a weekly paper he wrote and distributed at his new Upper School, called 'Bollocks.' Circulation in his first year reached a whopping 1000 copies a week, and he was quickly the most loved, yet hated, person on campus. Alexander's exploits and new found wealth got him accepted into Oxford University where he majored in English and Creative Writing. He recreated his weekly newspaper, this time calling it 'Suck My Bollocks', for the University crowd and it quickly became the National Enquirer of the Oxford world. Money began pouring in. However, the Oxford Elite were not impressed as they were now subject to the same gossip as his previous school and administration. After his first semester, Alexander was quickly dismissed for breaking many school ethics laws about Libel, Slander, and Wire Fraud. Soon after his dismissal, Alexander became obsessed with causing a stir and wrote his first book. It was the Unauthorized Biography of Elton John entitled 'Fat Drug Addict.' It became a huge smash hit and caused a major ruckus in the inner circles of London High Society. He followed that up with an even bigger hit, the Unauthorized Biography of Margaret Thatcher called 'The Many Men in Margaret's Thatch.' He has since written over 20 Unauthorized Biographies and sold over 120 million copies around the world, and was knighted by the Queen of Denmark, in return for never moving to or writing about any member of Danish decent.

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