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Top Ten Phobias Of Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head is one of the most iconic children's toys of all time and has even made appearances on the big screen in the Toy Story films. He's portrayed as a funny everyman kinda guy, but in real life, Mr. Potato Head has been overrun by his fears and phobias....

Top Ten Phobias Of He-Man

He-Man is one of the classic superheroes from the early 1980's, and he's been battling Skeletor and his crew of evil henchmen ever since. In his fight to be the Master of the Universe, He-Man has tried to overcome a lot of phobias that he's still fighting to this day....

Top Ten Phobias Of Mr. Glass

If you haven't seen the movie Unbreakable, you'll have no idea who Mr. Glass is, and this whole Top Ten Phobia list will be lost on you. However, if you have seen it, and are now looking forward to his standalone movie, then you know that he's a sadistic/delusional...

Top Ten Phobias of Michael Myers

I know what you’re going to say, how can a ‘Superhuman’ who is arguably one of the scariest and most dreaded characters of all time have fears? Well, you don't become a stone cold killer if something didn't upset you or set you off, so there must be tons of phobias...

Top Ten Phobias Of Pepe The Frog

Even though you might not know who or what he is, the image of Pepe the Frog has grown from his humble beginnings as a stoner in his very own ZINE aka mini-comic, to becoming a regular meme on the website 4chan, and from there, becoming the poster boy for some good...

Top 5 Ways To Lower Your Anxiety In 5 Minutes

In the United States, there are around 40 million people that battle an anxiety disorder, these disorders can range from a generalized anxiety disorder (GAD), which is an intense worrying you can't control, to panic attacks, shaking, trembling, and/or sweating. If...

How To Get More Done At Work With ADHD Strategies

If you're like me, then you're completely distracted at work most of the time due to your ADHD, and this causes numerous problems. And by numerous, I mean that a bunch of assignments fall through the cracks, and then you have to explain that it won't happen again, but...

Top Five Mental Health Memes

We here at Massive Phobia believe in laughing at your own mental health issues. It's a form of awareness in our opinion and a way to recognize how irrational some of our thinking may be. Our view isn't for everyone, but if you're still reading this, we wanted to share...

Top Ten Phobias of Pinocchio

We all remember anxiously following an adorably naïve and quietly innocent puppet, don't we? Remember Pinocchio and his adventures to become a real boy? Does it ring a bell? While this puppet came to life and learned all types of lessons, such as being truthful, brave...

Top Ten Phobias of Carrie Bradshaw

Queen of single women, sassy writers, and queens, Carrie Bradshaw is as fabulous as they come. Even if you hate her, you love her. At least I do. But it’s this tenuous relation to her that continues to fascinate me and draws me back to her ridiculous relationships. Is...

Top Ten Phobias Of Hulk Hogan

It's time for the Top Ten Phobias of Hulk Hogan and the all too many reminders of how much I hate my older brothers who tormented me throughout my childhood while simultaneously doing Hulk Hogan impressions. If I had a dollar for every time I was leg dropped by my...

Top 20 Self Deprecating Jokes

I, Judge Mental Jones, have been asked by this website to create a list of Top 20 Self Deprecating Jokes because I'm just a sour person who speaks the truth. Yes, I am my own harshest critic, but it's not like I want to be? Self-deprecating jokes seem to be the most...

Top Ten Phobias Of Luke Skywalker

From a whiny teenager struggling to find his place in the world, to developing into a Jedi Master. Luke Skywalker has really lived the American Dream equivalent, in a galaxy far, far, away. Good for him. However, it doesn't mean his success didn't come without some...

Top Ten Phobias of Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman is everybody’s favorite little psychopath. This perpetual ten-year-old is one of the most evil people on TV. Seriously, you don’t get more evil than tricking a kid into eating his own parents. Cartman may not be the most relatable character, but we think...

Top Five Best Movies About Addiction

The best movies about addiction help the viewer step into the shoes of those that are suffering. With addiction, the characters involved are just trying to keep their heads above water while they're in the depths of whatever their addictive vice has shackled with them...

Top Five Tips For Dating Someone With OCD

For those that don't know much about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), it's an anxiety disorder where those who suffer from it, constantly battle obsessive and repetitive thoughts. Try and put yourself in their shoes when obsessive thoughts about impending doom and...

Top Ten Phobias of Batman

In the world of fandom, Batman is the most celebrated character of all time.......Yes, more than Superman. Why? Because Batman is the most flawed super hero of any generation. In fact, he may not be a super hero at all. Many see him as a vigilante. Another group see...

Top 5 Ways To Deal With A Homophobic Friend

A lot of people in the LGBTQ community have lost friends, colleagues, and even family to homophobia. It can be deeply entrenched in religion, self-loathing (closeted people), and culture. You can’t win em all, but here are the top 5 ways to deal with a homophobic...

Top 5 Reasons Straight People Should Go To Pride

I’ve been going to Pride for 15 years. It’s such a phenomenal and unforgettable experience. Every year, I pick up new fashion tips, friends, and terminology. Not to mention epic Insta photos! I love to dress up. I get to pick my labels or if we’re going label-less....

Top Ten Phobias of Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger: the smartest witch of her age. Unrelenting badass bookworm. The sole reason Harry Potter managed to live through seven years of Lord Voldemort’s attempts on his life. Hermione might be good at a hell of a lot of things, but that doesn’t mean she’s...

Top 10 Phobias Of Ethan Hunt

Dun… Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. Dun-un-un. The Mission: Impossible franchise has spanned three decades and five movies so far, somehow surviving Tom Cruise’s Scientology meltdown. There’s even a sixth film coming out later this year. With so much material available, you’d...

Top 10 Phobias of Veronica Lodge

Veronica Lodge is Riverdale’s resident bitchy rich girl, a title she’s constantly fighting Cheryl Blossom for. But Cheryl’s got a bit too much of a sob story, so we’ve gotta give this one to Veronica. Now, that doesn’t mean Roni doesn’t have problems of her own to...

Top 10 Tips For Coping With Anxiety

After an emergency room visit for what I thought was a heart attack (in my 20s!), I was given a battery of tests and diagnosed with anxiety. The next time it struck me, I realized I had to gain control of this debilitating and indiscriminate disorder. Here are my top...

Top 10 Phobias of Phil Miller

Phil Miller: The gross, sex-obsessed doofus from the endearingly nihilistic Last Man on Earth. Over four seasons, we’ve watched Phil shit in a swimming pool, steal cows, and try to have sex with every woman who looks vaguely in his direction. Let’s be honest. Phil...

Top Ten Phobias Of Captain America

I’m so excited about this list, guys. Why? Captain America is my favorite superhero. I mean, who doesn’t like a classic American hero who kicks Nazi ass? Ah, those were the days. Really, though, I think Steve is so relatable because he’s constantly an outsider who...

Top 10 Coming Out Movies

The following list of my top 10 coming out movies have a little of the mainstream, a little of the hidden gems, and a little bit of a foreign flavor too. There's a lot I took from these films, and if you still haven't come out to your friends/family, no pressure, then...

Top 10 Books For Self Esteem

I have been dealing with self-esteem issues my whole life, and it took me a very long time to do anything about my belief system. With therapists being out of my price range, I turned to the bookstore in my attempts to get rid of my negative self-outlook and turn it...

Top Ten Phobias Of Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen: Girl on Fire. She’s had it so rough that fire is probably the only thing she isn’t afraid of. Actually, no – scratch that. After everything she’s been through, she totally has pyrophobia. But you know what? She’s Katniss fucking Everdeen, and if...

Top Ten Phobias of Black Panther

T’Challa: Black Panther. King of Wakanda. Badass with a good heart. His power was thrust upon him when his father, speaking in support of the Sokovia Accords, was killed in a terrorist attack. Despite meeting countless adversaries – even his dick of a cousin and his...

Top Ten Phobias of Dr. Strange

How could a man whose actual name is Stephen Strange believe that he could go through life as a neurosurgeon? Not that being a neurosurgeon is anything to scoff at, but a name like Dr. Strange suggests you have to at least try to be a mad scientist or something....

Top Ten Phobias of Kimmy Schmidt

There’s no denying that Kimmy Schmidt is the most optimistic and peppy badass to walk the face of the earth. Seriously… if I’d been shut in an underground bunker for ten years by a religious whackjob, I’d probably be crouched in a corner, sneering at anything that...

Top Ten Phobias of Piper Chapman

Oh, Piper. What’s your deal? You had a perfect life and a good education, and you decide to start trafficking drugs with your girlfriend. So the drug lord gets caught, you turn yourself in, and decide to keep a low profile. Then, you do THE EXACT OPPOSITE of keeping a...

Top Ten Phobias of Daredevil

Daredevil is one of the most interesting superheroes because he’s so damn human. He’s not an alien. He doesn’t have crazy abilities that let him fly or turn invisible or travel at the speed of light. He’s a regular lawyer-type guy who had radioactive chemicals spilled...

Top Ten Phobias of Jessica Jones

Jessica Jones is the no-nonsense badass that every girl should strive to be. Well, maybe without the alcohol problem. And the abrasiveness that manages to push everything good out of her life. She sounds a lot like me....Okay, so maybe every girl shouldn’t strive to...

Top Ten Phobias of Ross Geller

Poor Ross. He’s always cited as the least favorite of the friends. Phoebe is the weird one. Rachel is the hot one. Chandler is the funny one. Joey is the chill one. Monica is the hilariously neurotic one. Ross is the… painfully awkward and sad one who’s always feeling...

Top Ten Phobias of Tobias Funke

If there were a list ranking the most maladjusted fictional characters in history, Tobias Funke would easily make the top three. We hold this Arrested Development fan favorite close to our hearts because of his oblivious comments, his outrageous actions, and his...

Top Ten Phobias of Lara Croft

For twenty-two years, Lara Croft has been raiding tombs, foiling the plans of cultists, and getting into a frustrating amount of plane crashes and boating accidents. But nothing stops Lara. She’s got a need to prove herself, a luxurious upbringing to reject, and some...

Top 5 Gifts For Someone With Anxiety

Anxiety can be triggered by life, daily stressors or even Holiday Music. If someone you love battles with anxiety, gift them Peace of Mind this Christmas. My anxiety used to be triggered occasionally by daily stressors, but when I started a new job in medical imaging...

Top Ten Phobias of Jon Snow

Jon Snow: Knower of Nothing. Bastard of the North (but not really). Patron Saint of Sad-Looking People Everywhere. Now, obviously everyone related to Ned Stark is either painfully unlucky or dead. Every Stark has suffered from so many traumatic experiences that it’s...

Top Ten Phobias of BoJack Horseman

BoJack Horseman: sitcom star of the 90's. A washed-up actor who wouldn’t look out of place on a cartoonized version of Dancing with the Stars. And it’s sad, really. I’d argue that this is one of the most depressing fucking shows out there, and it stars an...

5 Things People With OCD Want You To Know

We here at Massive Phobia want to help end the stigma of mental health issues, and today we're going to discuss Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and five things that those who battle it want you to know. OCD affects approximately 1 percent of American adults in a...

Top Ten Phobias of Aquaman

Aquaman is getting a much-needed revamp to launch its film franchise into the modern era. While he still has a loyal following among comic fans, it’s difficult to imagine how, with current movie superheroes being all-that-is-badass, someone like an Atlantean-human...

Top Ten Phobias of Loki

I love me a good antihero, and no one does it better than Loki. He’s basically a walking identity disorder-slash-Byronic hero whom you just can’t help but love and… kind of root for but also want to punch in the face? Living constantly in the shadow of your brother...

Top Ten Phobias of Thor

You’d think that being known as the actual god of thunder would make you impervious to fears, but Thor has quite a few skeletons in his closet. On Asgard, he led a relatively cushy life. But being heir to a kingdom is bound to give you more than a few phobias when it...

Top Ten Phobias of Stephen King

Stephen King has always held a place in the deep, gnarly recesses of my heart. One of my earliest memories is staying over at my cousin’s house and watching It because her parents didn’t care what we did. Needless to say, I had nightmares for weeks afterward, and I’m...

Top Ten Phobias of Kylo Ren

Kylo Ren – or should I say, Ben Solo? Because seriously, who’s so full of themselves that they change their own name? With Vader, it kinda makes sense. Falling into a volcano, losing multiple limbs, and being burned beyond recognition would make a person want to...

Top Ten Phobias of Leatherface

It’s been a few years since the last Texas Chainsaw Massacre release, and man, am I glad I have another one to look forward to this coming Halloween. There’s nothing I like more than scaring the shit out of myself and not sleeping for a week because I’m afraid a...

Top Ten Phobias of Lucious Lyon

Empire’s charismatic and multi-talented Lucious had a rough start to his life, and it makes it hard not to sympathize with him, even when he makes really shitty decisions, like, you know… killing people. Ahem. Anyways, it’s time to get down to what makes Lucious Lyon...

Top Ten Phobias of Daryl Dixon

Daryl Dixon is easily the most loved character on The Walking Dead, and one of the only original cast members left standing. It’s no wonder. He’s tough as hell, knows how to make it on his own, and refuses to take shit from anyone. We hope it’s safe to say he’s not...

Top Ten Phobias of Jesse Custer

The protagonist of AMC’s Preacher and the comic series of the same name, Jesse Custer is one complicated, angry mofo. From witnessing his father’s murder to being possessed by a half angel, half demon entity, he’s had one shitshow of a life. He’s been both a criminal...

Top Ten Phobias of Francis Underwood

Oh, disgraced former President Underwood, we hardly knew ye. Just kidding, we’ve watched you manipulate the United States federal government for your own benefit for years now. We know and love Frank for the depth of his character, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a...

Top Ten Phobias of Rick Deckard

Rick Deckard: Harrison Ford’s other sci-fi action hero. A cool, no-nonsense cop with a strict sense of duty, Rick kicks ass and takes names as he hunts down rogue replicas. Fun fact: The Blade Runner series is loosely based off of Philip K. Dick’s novel, Do Androids...

Top Ten Phobias of Han Solo

We experience the original Star Wars trilogy through our wide-eyed protagonist, Luke, but come on… can you even imagine a Star Wars universe without Han? What a sad, sad galaxy that would be. Years of spacey smuggling and adventuring sure have done a number on him,...

Top Ten Phobias of Spiderman

Upon every generation, a Spider-Man is bitten by a radioactive spider. Actually, at this rate, there seems to be no end in Spider-Man franchises. We had Tobey Maguire in the first ones, Andrew Garfield a few years ago, and now Tom Holland in the recently-released...

Top Ten Phobias of Manny Delgado

Modern Family’s been on the air for almost nine years now? Man, I feel old. It seems like only yesterday that Manny was a super weird ten-year-old with a strange love of coffee and obsession with the stock market. Umm… I guess now he’s just a kinda weird...

Top Ten Phobias of Peter Quill

Peter Quill: the charming, sarcastic outlaw-turned-reluctant leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy. As a half-human, half-celestial being, Peter had a pretty unconventional upbringing that led him to pursue less-than-honest employment. After losing his mom at a young...

Top Ten Best Books For ADHD or ADD

If you have ADHD or ADD or have a friend/relative that is battling ADHD/ADD, then you are here because you're looking for some help, answers, empathy, comfort and more. The below Best Books Top Ten List for ADHD/ADD are highly recommended reads by the Massive Phobia...

Top Ten Phobias of Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister is probably the most popular Game of Thrones character, and for good reason. He’s a goddamn Lannister, and he never apologizes for it, damn it. He lives by the mantra, “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and...